Every parent steals their kids' Halloween candy. It's a known fact so don't even bother trying to argue differently. The earth is round (even you know it is flat-earthers, just admit it) and parents steal candy from their kids' Halloween treat bags. But, if you aren't looking to upset your kids while snagging some of the Halloween haul, there's a right way to do it. That's according to former NHL goalie Roberto Luongo anyway.
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You see? It's simple. Don't eat it all at once. Take a little bit here and there so they don't notice that the pile is slowly dwindling. You're happy because you get candy, and your kids are happy because they assume they're eating all the candy they braved the elements to get. It's a win-win. Happy (belated) Halloween!
